Movie Review: Equilibrium – The Coolest Dumb Movie (kinda like Pacific Rim)

Genre: Action/Sci-Fi Director: Kurt Wimmer Running Time: 107 Minutes "But I, being poor, have only my dreams. I have spread my dreams under your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams." - Partridge, Equilibrium Plot After a rather devastating third World War, a decision is made by the new totalitarian government, the Tetragrammaton Council (led by... Continue Reading →

TBT Movie Review: Red Planet – A Series of Unfortunate Events

Genre: Action/Sci-Fi Director: Antony Hoffman Running Time: 106 Minutes This movie is the perfect example of how type-casting and failing careers should have no bearing on the film-making process. At the time of release Carrie-Anne Moss was a hit because of The Matrix and no-one had really seen anything, let alone anything good, come from Val Kilmer since The Saint which had... Continue Reading →

Book Review: Elves and Orcs Erotica Super-Collection – Apparently, Slaanesh wills it…

There is absolutely no acceptable reason for why I do this to myself. I'd like to blame the Sneaky Squirrel but alas, you cannot be forced to read something, except maybe Vogon poetry. Thankfully, this was paid for with a gift card that I got for my birthday, and what a great purchase this fucking soiled... Continue Reading →

Movie Review: Lucy – Transcendence is the New Black

Genre: Sci-Fi/Action Director: Luc Besson Running Time: 89 Minutes “You put too much stock in human intelligence, it doesn't annihilate human nature.” ― Philip Roth, American Pastoral The Plot A 20-something woman (Scarlett Johansson) unwittingly becomes a drug mule for a Korean drug boss. The drugs are surgically inserted into her abdomen. While in holding, awaiting transfer, Lucy... Continue Reading →

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