Movie Review: Christian Mingle – Started From the Garden Now We Here

Genre: Romance/Cringe-fest Director: Corbin Bernsen Running Time: 103 Minutes "And the Lord Said, 'Ah, fuck it'." - TropicalMary, During a movie marathon The Plot Gwyneth Hayden (Lacey Chabert) has a peaking career, good friends and seems to have her life together. Or at least she would have her life together if she could find Mr. Right. She's... Continue Reading →

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Book Review: Horn Lords 2: Broken by the Champion – I’m Horny! Horny, Horny Horny (Sorry, not sorry)

Just when I thought I couldn't torture myself any more, I found this gem on Amazon. The classicist in me couldn't let the opportunity pass me by, so for $ 5.69 I bought this marvel of literary ingenuity. The Plot I have no idea what happened in Horn Lords 1 but we pick up our... Continue Reading →

Book Review: Cabin Fever – Let’s Make This a Night to Remember

I hurt myself by reading these things... The Plot Amanda has just found out that she is infertile. She is quickly heading in the direction of depression despite the fact that there is more than just natural conception available to reasonable people who want children. Some of those option include surrogacy, adoption, in vitro fertilisation... Continue Reading →

Book Review: Nellie (The Brides of San Francisco Book 1) – There but for the grace of God go I

I've read my fair share of mail order bride stories. Generally, they're far too idealistic and saccharine sweet. Maybe it's the cynic in me but I don't believe in love at first sight. Lust, yes. Love, not so much. And so, these stories of men ordering brides from across a country, having never spoken to them... Continue Reading →

TBT Movie Review: The Fifth Element – A Race Against Time

Genre: Sci-Fi/Action Director: Luc Besson Running Time: 126 Minutes I know a #TBT shouldn't be released on a Friday but fuck it! The Plot Basically, the biggest, baddest, evilest fucker in the universe is here to destroy Earth. Humanity has spread across the cosmos, at this point, and is governed by an intergalactic president and his advisors. With... Continue Reading →

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