Book Review: Ravaged by the Magic Pebble – Papa was a boning stone

Just when I though I had seen the most daft, irrational, stupid, implausible and generally inane thing... This snotty tissue comes my way. Though I bought this a while back, I could never get myself to bother reading it. However, being the giving and loving person that I am, I'm reviewing this as a fan... Continue Reading →

Book Review: RoboHound Forced Me Gay – This is how the machines win!

What the serious fuck? I swear this author is competing with Chuck Tingle for the "Most Ridiculous Book Title" award. There should be an entirely separate award for the plots of these stories. And once I figure out if the author is Hunter or Whitney Fox, I'll happily present this jackass with the awards myself.... Continue Reading →

Book Review: Taken by the Minotaur – A tale of the Athenian power bottom

I bought the first two parts of this trilogy last year sometime. I read them, lost interest and forgot all about it. For some godforsaken reason, I remembered these pamphlets over the weekend, dutifully bought the third installment and re-read the previous works, all for good measure. The Plot This is the Theseus and the... Continue Reading →

Book Review: Filled at Camp: The Gay Outdoors – Requited Love

Because why not? Literary Homicide with TropicalMary is an equal opportunity site, free of gender and sexuality bias. This is a place where all manner of writings and musings are mocked with the same fervor and rigour. So, without further ado, let's get stuck into this one! No pun intended. The Plot Erik and Max... Continue Reading →

Book Review: Executive Slave – Boardroom Banging

Make one mildly questionable purchase from Amazon and suddenly you must be into kinky, taboo, office foursomes, right? Never one to shy away from a dare, even if there wasn't an actual dare but rather an e-mail from Amazon with a few "you might like" suggestions that looked suspiciously like a dare, I gave this... Continue Reading →

Book Review: Prison Gangs Pumped Me Full in the Infirmary – Prison Break Edition

I like a romance/erotica story with a good literary alpha male. Someone who can take charge and lead me into temptation. Freudian psychologists, if they still exist in this day and age, might have a lot to say about that but at the end of the day, the trope exists for a reason. Not one... Continue Reading →

Movie Review: BloodRayne 2: Deliverance – Uwe lied to me!

  Genre: Action/Adventure/Fantasy Director: Uwe Boll Running Time: 99 Minutes Here we go again! The Plot One hundred years after the events of BloodRayne, we find ourselves in the Wild West, in a sleepy hollow called Deliverance (how original!). Once again, the plot was close to impossible to figure out. We were able to gather... Continue Reading →

Movie Review: BloodRayne – Why Uwe do dis?

Genre: Action/Adventure/Fantasy Director: Uwe Boll Running Time: 95 Minutes The conclave convened and decided that we had not tortured ourselves enough by watching Uwe Boll's Alone in the Dark and House of the Dead. We took it upon ourselves to watch the BloodRayne trilogy, with undying support from the Stygian Mole and our resident Occult... Continue Reading →

Fw: Fw: Fw: Fwd: Fwd: Fw: Fw: The movies

So, I got this from my mom. Though it closely resembles one of those annoying chain e-mails that you tend to get from bored work colleagues and parents who have recently learned to use technology, some of these are actually pretty good. I also feel that a number of these apply to sitcoms, series and... Continue Reading →

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