Book Review: Adam & Eve: Biblical Sex -The Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil Sexual Positions

Adam & Eve Cover

So, I found this while I was looking for leprechaun porn. What a way to start a book review, right? And completely true. I was looking for leprechaun porn, which I subsequently found (see the suggestion list at the bottom), and came across Cyn Bromios’ collection of biblical sex stories. Having an ever inquiring mind, I simply had to take a peek at the forbidden fruits of Ms Bromios’ labours.

The Plot

If you know the creation story, you know the plot. Except, once they have consumed the fruit of the tree, Adam and Eve discover pleasures of the flesh and a fun way to keep warm. They hadn’t really plan on player 3 entering the game once they were cast from the garden.

Writing Style

Nothing exciting to report here. The grammar and spelling were on par. The story is short so there is no need for things like character development or a plot.

“It looks like nectar, she thought as she dropped to her knees in front of him.

…With soft hands, she held his cock in her hand and licked the slit.

‘Mmmm,’ she said. This is unlike anything I’ve ever tasted before. Salty. Bitter. Yet Tasty. Another drop appeared and she licked his cock again.”

“Her tight muscles squeezed his cock and she felt him filling her with something hot. Adam groaned as he thrust once more. When his cock was empty, he withdrew and watched in fascination as white goo dribbled out of her wet hole.”

“Adam watched Morningstar’s large cock disappear into Eve’s tiny hole and his cock stiffened. He wanted to push Morningstar out of the way so he could have a turn with her ass.”

The Review

It felt a bit paedophily. The story was like reading two kids having a go for the first time. Creeeeeeeepy! Moreover, the erotica was not erotic and the sex was kinda lame, especially when you consider that the Dark Lord Satan himself came to coach these noobs. All he managed to show Adam how to lube up Eve for anal, without the lube. Surely the King of Hell has something more exciting and surprising up his sleeve? However, they did manage to do the following and all parties orgasmed on the first go:

Missionary

Doggy

Anal

Fellatio

Cunnilingus

But, hey. I can see why someone would be interested in this subject material and if you want to give it a go, the pamphlet was free on Amazon. Knock yourself out and let me know what you thought of it.

My Rating: 0.5/5

Buy Adam & Eve: Biblical Sex on Amazon.

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