Book Review: Katie Experiences: Slime Seduction – “Take the red pill and see how far the rabbithole goes.”

"No guys looked at her, she blended in with the rest of them, just one of the guys as usual." - Katie a.k.a. Angelique, Slime Seduction The Plot Katie is a nondescript, shapeless, flat-chested gamer who hates being overlooked by the men she is surrounded by. She's a programmer and a shy gal. Taking some... Continue Reading →

Movie Review: The VVItch: A New England Folktale – A Goat, A Hare and A Raven Walk into the Woods

Genre: Mystery, Horror Director: Robert Eggers Running Time: 92 Minutes "If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds, and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is... Continue Reading →

Book Review: Gift of the Futanari Goddess Pt 1 – There’s a Tranny Chaser Up in Here

"I ain't got no time for no lookyloo, boo." - RuPaul, Tranny Chaser The Plot Darlene is on a school field trip to a museum, which is meant to be teaching her about aboriginal art, but she wanders away from the group and happens upon a beautiful, albeit odd, statue of what can only be... Continue Reading →

Book Review: My Day – The Simple Life (Biker, Billionaire, Lesbian, Vampire, Tentacle Erotic Comedy Short Story)

"You're just like the others. You think I'm lying and have a sick desire to see how far I'll go" - Delusional, My Day (P. 1) The Plot Exactly as the title says, it is a day in the life of the unnamed protagonist. For the purposes of this review I will refer to her... Continue Reading →

Book Review: The Boss Won’t Pull Out (Books 1-3) – The Bigger, Blacker Collection

This is a trilogy in 63 pages. I could review them individually but why bother! The Plot Vanessa and Rich are trying for a baby. They are a committed, loving couple with a healthy sex life. That is, until Rich suggests that Vanessa flirts with her boss, Nathan, in order for him to notice her... Continue Reading →

Historically Inaccurate Movie Day – 28 May 2016

The Sneaky Squirrel and I have not had an Historically Inaccurate Movie ft. TropicalMary since the days of the Bhorrorblog. To make up for this, we have decided to have an entire day of historically inaccurate movie watching with such titles as: Wrath of the Titans The Legend of Hercules Gods of Egypt Exodus: Gods... Continue Reading →

Movie Review: The Boy – A House of Horrors

Genre: Thriller/Horror Director: William Brent Bell Running Time: 97 Minutes “Dolls with no little girls around to mind them were sort of creepy under any conditions.” ― Stephen King, Desperation The Plot Greta Evans (Lauren Cohan) needs a new start and space away from an abuse ex-boyfriend. She takes a nanny job in England, which is... Continue Reading →

Movie Review: Crimson Peak – Red Rum Manor

Genre: Mystery/Horror Director: Guillermo del Toro Running Time: 119 Minutes "Everybody is a book of blood; wherever we're opened, we're red." ― Clive Barker, Books of Blood: Volumes One to Three The Plot Edith Cushing (Mia Wasikowska) believes in ghosts. She believes because she has seen one. Her deceased mother, to be precise. Though a... Continue Reading →

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