Please enjoy some of the dumbest, insipid, and down right infuriating quotes from the book/author at the top of my shitlist.
These are actual quotes from the books, and I have provided page or location numbers (depending on the format).
“Grey extends his hand, and I shake it, blinking rapidly. Oh my … he really is quite …” (Kindle Locations 665-666)
“I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of The Communist Manifesto. Stop talking. Stop talking NOW.” (Kindle Locations 518-520)
“His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel … or something.” (Kindle Locations 452-453)
“He kneels up and pulls a condom onto his considerable length. Oh no … Will it? How? “Don’t worry,” he breathes, his eyes on mine. “You expand, too.”” (Kindle Locations 2062-2064)
“I have survived Day Three Post-Christian, and my first day at work. …Out in the early evening air of Seattle, I take a deep breath. It doesn’t begin to fill the void in my chest, a void that’s been present since Saturday morning, a painful hollow reminder of my loss.”(Kindle Locations 9328-9336)
“And the music … so much music—I cannot bear to hear any music. I am careful to avoid it at all costs. Even the jingles in commercials make me shudder.” (Kindle Locations 9356-9357)
“I know it’s a shock for him—but he really did overreact. When does he not overreact? My subconscious arches a finely plucked brow at me. I sigh. Fifty Shades of fucked up.” (Kindle Locations 26602-26604)
“He leans down and kisses me. My heart leaps and desire pools way down low … way down there.” (Kindle Locations 2342-2343)
“I step out of my jeans and stand there for him in the lingerie he’s paid for, but I no longer feel cheap. I feel his.” Kindle Locations 13249-13250)
“My subconscious staggers back into her armchair, sagging with relief, and takes a large swig of gin.” (Kindle Locations 15195-15197)