Game Review: Horizon Zero Dawn – Our old new future

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Release Date: 2017

Developer(s): Guerilla Games

Publisher(s): Sony Computer Entertainment

Platforms: PS4 (Exclusive) Continue reading

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Book Review: Taken by the Tetris Blocks – A Whole New World of Gaming

Take by the Tetris Blocks

After a two month hiatus, I think it only fitting that my return to blogging be at the hands (or rather blocks) of this anatomically confusing snotty tissue. Tetris blocks. Really? Tetris blocks? Is nothing sacred? Continue reading

Movie Review: BloodRayne: The Third Reich – Uwe Asshole!

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Genre: Action/Adventure/Fantasy

Director: Uwe Boll

Running Time: 79 Minutes

79 minutes? It felt a helluva lot longer than that! Continue reading

Movie Review: BloodRayne 2: Deliverance – Uwe lied to me!

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Genre: Action/Adventure/Fantasy

Director: Uwe Boll

Running Time: 99 Minutes

Here we go again! Continue reading

Movie Review: BloodRayne – Why Uwe do dis?

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Genre: Action/Adventure/Fantasy

Director: Uwe Boll

Running Time: 95 Minutes

The conclave convened and decided that we had not tortured ourselves enough by watching Uwe Boll’s Alone in the Dark and House of the Dead. We took it upon ourselves to watch the BloodRayne trilogy, with undying support from the Stygian Mole and our resident Occult Specialist. This is a log of the horrors that  we have witnessed. Continue reading

Game Review: Bloodborne – You’ve got red on you

Bloodborne

Release Date: 2015

Developer(s): FromSoftware

Publisher(s): Sony Computer Entertainment

Platforms: PS4 (Exclusive)

It was either this or The Order: 1886. Both are set in an some approximation of Victorian England. Both had compelling plots and highly cinematic trailers, and both were Playstation exclusives. After much debate and asking around, the resounding advice from friends (online and domestic) and family was to get Bloodborne. Unlike Stygian Mole, I am not an RPG player and was understandably apprehensive when I started this graphic tour de force. Continue reading

Game Review: Arkham Knight – Non-lethal has never looked this badass

Batman Arkham Knight

Release Date: 2015

Developer(s): Rocksteady Studios

Publisher(s): Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment

Platforms: PS4, Xbox One, Windows, Linux, Mac OS

Anyone who knows me that I am one of the biggest Batman fans out there. So it was a no brainer that I would buy this game. What was not guaranteed was just how much I enjoyed it! Continue reading