Book Review: Attack of the Cheetah Ninjas – Where the syntax is made up and the tenses don’t matter!

Attack of the Cheetah Ninjas

“Boldly, Elena reclines on her back, supporting her weight with one elbow, and begins to wipe down her torso. She splashes water onto her stomach and then swipes upwards, around and over her breasts, fingers brushing ever so lightly against her nipples. She tilts her head back and to the side, baring her throat in a universal sign of submission.”

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Movie Review: Mad Max – Fury Road (Super Smash Bros. Edition)

Mad Max

Genre: Action/Adventure

Director: George Miller

Running Time: 120 Minutes

From the Director of “Babe – Pig in the City” and “Happy Feet”

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