Movie Review: Red Billabong – Ma! He’s making eyes a me

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Genre: Horror/Action/Comedy

Director: Luke Sparke

Running Time: 113 Minutes

“Mercy! Let my conscience guide me!”

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Movie Review: Don’t Breathe – The loudest burglars in existence

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Genre: Horror/Thriller

Director: Fede Alvarez

Running Time: 88 Minutes

“As if fucking with the deaf woman wasn’t enough!”

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Movie Review: Satanic – A boring, dead end confusion

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Genre: Horror

Director: Jeffery Hunt

Running Time: 85 Minutes

“From the director of a few episodes in a few cool series but no real feature length film experience, and the writer of 6 other things but you’ll only recognise The Shallows; starring that kid from Modern Family and no-one else you’ll care about.”

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