Movie Review: Red Billabong – Ma! He’s making eyes a me

  Genre: Horror/Action/Comedy Director: Luke Sparke Running Time: 113 Minutes "Mercy! Let my conscience guide me!" - Ma! He's making eyes at me, Lena Zavaroni The Plot An Indiana Jones wannabe. Two homoerotic brothers. One ancient monster. And a pond. I've watched a lot worse with a lot less information. This is all you need.... Continue Reading →

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Movie Review: Don’t Breathe – The loudest burglars in existence

Genre: Horror/Thriller Director: Fede Alvarez Running Time: 88 Minutes "As if fucking with the deaf woman wasn't enough!" TropicalMary, Meditations On Don't Breathe and Hush The Plot A trio of home burglars are looking to finish that last big score. The mark is an army veteran who lost his sight in the war. He lives... Continue Reading →

Movie Review: Satanic – A boring, dead end confusion

Genre: Horror Director: Jeffery Hunt Running Time: 85 Minutes "From the director of a few episodes in a few cool series but no real feature length film experience, and the writer of 6 other things but you'll only recognise The Shallows; starring that kid from Modern Family and no-one else you'll care about." - TropicalMary... Continue Reading →

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