Movie Review: The Legend of Hercules

The Legend of Hercules was by far the funniest of the films chosen for your Historically Inaccurate Movie Day. Unintentionally so. We found ourselves in hysterics largely due to our inability to hear the dialogue as a number of the cast had very strong accents. As a result we decided to fill in our own... Continue Reading →

Movie Review: Wrath of the Titans

The first order of business was Wrath of the Titans, the sequel to the 2010 mythological disappointment Clash of the Titans. Basically, Perseus is charged with rescuing his father, Zeus, from Hades and Ares. Hades is killing his brothers to channel their divine power into resurrecting the Titan Kronos. Perseus must travel to the Underworld,... Continue Reading →

Book Review: Story of a Secret Heart – When smart people do stupid things

 "I was still in my PJs, and there was vomit on the bedroom floor, which I had not bothered to clean up, from the night before. I truly was a mess." - Cassi, Story of a Secret Heart The Plot This autobiography follows Cassi and her escapades, bad decisions and crazy life after the bitter... Continue Reading →

Book Review: Katie Experiences: Slime Seduction – “Take the red pill and see how far the rabbithole goes.”

"No guys looked at her, she blended in with the rest of them, just one of the guys as usual." - Katie a.k.a. Angelique, Slime Seduction The Plot Katie is a nondescript, shapeless, flat-chested gamer who hates being overlooked by the men she is surrounded by. She's a programmer and a shy gal. Taking some... Continue Reading →

Book Review: My Day – The Simple Life (Biker, Billionaire, Lesbian, Vampire, Tentacle Erotic Comedy Short Story)

"You're just like the others. You think I'm lying and have a sick desire to see how far I'll go" - Delusional, My Day (P. 1) The Plot Exactly as the title says, it is a day in the life of the unnamed protagonist. For the purposes of this review I will refer to her... Continue Reading →

TBT Movie Review: Waterworld – Robin Hood: Fury Road

Genre: Sci-Fi/Action/Adventure Director: Kevin Reynolds Running Time: 135 Minutes One man, alone, betrayed by the gills that he loves. The Plot It's the 21st century and the polar ice caps have melted, turning this green and blue ball in space, into a mostly blue ball. Society has evolved with the changing landscape, illustrated by man-made atolls... Continue Reading →

Movie Review: BloodRayne: The Third Reich – Uwe Asshole!

Genre: Action/Adventure/Fantasy Director: Uwe Boll Running Time: 79 Minutes 79 minutes? It felt a helluva lot longer than that! The Plot Something about Nazis. I honestly don't fucking know. This movie was boring I was trying commit suicide by swallowing a pizza slice whole. The conclave did not allow it. I think this movie had... Continue Reading →

Movie Review: BloodRayne 2: Deliverance – Uwe lied to me!

  Genre: Action/Adventure/Fantasy Director: Uwe Boll Running Time: 99 Minutes Here we go again! The Plot One hundred years after the events of BloodRayne, we find ourselves in the Wild West, in a sleepy hollow called Deliverance (how original!). Once again, the plot was close to impossible to figure out. We were able to gather... Continue Reading →

Game Review: Bloodborne – You’ve got red on you

Release Date: 2015 Developer(s): FromSoftware Publisher(s): Sony Computer Entertainment Platforms: PS4 (Exclusive) It was either this or The Order: 1886. Both are set in an some approximation of Victorian England. Both had compelling plots and highly cinematic trailers, and both were Playstation exclusives. After much debate and asking around, the resounding advice from friends (online and... Continue Reading →

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