Movie Review: Exodus – Gods and Kings

Exodus Gods and Kings PosterIn keeping with the Egyptian theme, we decided to round off our day with Exodus: Gods and Kings. What a complete crock of shit.

Let me also just get this bit of controversy out of the way before I start: there is no record (other than the bible) or archaeological evidence that 2 million Jews (based on the figure of 600 000 males) left Egypt during that time depicted in the bible. For this reason, I am referring to the story as mythology. It still holds important cultural and religious meaning, just as any other peoples’ mythologies do. Continue reading


TBT Movie Review: Species – The female of the species is more deadly than the male

Species Poster 1
Genre: Sci-Fi/Horror

Director: Roger Donaldson

Running Time: 108 Minutes

This movie is finally old enough to legally consume alcohol in the U.S.A.! Continue reading

Movie Review: BloodRayne – Why Uwe do dis?

BloodRayne Poster

Genre: Action/Adventure/Fantasy

Director: Uwe Boll

Running Time: 95 Minutes

The conclave convened and decided that we had not tortured ourselves enough by watching Uwe Boll’s Alone in the Dark and House of the Dead. We took it upon ourselves to watch the BloodRayne trilogy, with undying support from the Stygian Mole and our resident Occult Specialist. This is a log of the horrors that  we have witnessed. Continue reading