Movie Review: BloodRayne: The Third Reich – Uwe Asshole!

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Genre: Action/Adventure/Fantasy

Director: Uwe Boll

Running Time: 79 Minutes

79 minutes? It felt a helluva lot longer than that! Continue reading

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Movie Review: BloodRayne 2: Deliverance – Uwe lied to me!

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Genre: Action/Adventure/Fantasy

Director: Uwe Boll

Running Time: 99 Minutes

Here we go again! Continue reading

Movie Review: BloodRayne – Why Uwe do dis?

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Genre: Action/Adventure/Fantasy

Director: Uwe Boll

Running Time: 95 Minutes

The conclave convened and decided that we had not tortured ourselves enough by watching Uwe Boll’s Alone in the Dark and House of the Dead. We took it upon ourselves to watch the BloodRayne trilogy, with undying support from the Stygian Mole and our resident Occult Specialist. This is a log of the horrors that¬† we have witnessed. Continue reading