Movie Review: BloodRayne: The Third Reich – Uwe Asshole!

Genre: Action/Adventure/Fantasy Director: Uwe Boll Running Time: 79 Minutes 79 minutes? It felt a helluva lot longer than that! The Plot Something about Nazis. I honestly don't fucking know. This movie was boring I was trying commit suicide by swallowing a pizza slice whole. The conclave did not allow it. I think this movie had... Continue Reading →

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Movie Review: BloodRayne 2: Deliverance – Uwe lied to me!

  Genre: Action/Adventure/Fantasy Director: Uwe Boll Running Time: 99 Minutes Here we go again! The Plot One hundred years after the events of BloodRayne, we find ourselves in the Wild West, in a sleepy hollow called Deliverance (how original!). Once again, the plot was close to impossible to figure out. We were able to gather... Continue Reading →

Movie Review: BloodRayne – Why Uwe do dis?

Genre: Action/Adventure/Fantasy Director: Uwe Boll Running Time: 95 Minutes The conclave convened and decided that we had not tortured ourselves enough by watching Uwe Boll's Alone in the Dark and House of the Dead. We took it upon ourselves to watch the BloodRayne trilogy, with undying support from the Stygian Mole and our resident Occult... Continue Reading →

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