Movie Review: Exodus – Gods and Kings

Exodus Gods and Kings PosterIn keeping with the Egyptian theme, we decided to round off our day with Exodus: Gods and Kings. What a complete crock of shit.

Let me also just get this bit of controversy out of the way before I start: there is no record (other than the bible) or archaeological evidence that 2 million Jews (based on the figure of 600 000 males) left Egypt during that time depicted in the bible. For this reason, I am referring to the story as mythology. It still holds important cultural and religious meaning, just as any other peoples’ mythologies do. Continue reading

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Book Review: Shadow of the Sheikh – Lawrence of her Labia

Shadow of the Sheikh

Truthfully, not the worst thing I have ever ready but many of the smutty pamphlets reviewed by this blog have set the bar high on that account. On the one hand, I’m thinking: “Wow, that wasn’t as terrible as I had anticipated” but on the other hand I’m going: “Jesus Buttery Christ, that was stupid!” And that is what is wrong with running a blog like this. Eventually, you read enough shitty, smutty, drivel that anything with decent sentence structure makes you rejoice. Continue reading