Book Review: Katie Experiences: Slime Seduction – “Take the red pill and see how far the rabbithole goes.”

"No guys looked at her, she blended in with the rest of them, just one of the guys as usual." - Katie a.k.a. Angelique, Slime Seduction The Plot Katie is a nondescript, shapeless, flat-chested gamer who hates being overlooked by the men she is surrounded by. She's a programmer and a shy gal. Taking some... Continue Reading →

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Book Review: Taken by the Tetris Blocks – A Whole New World of Gaming

After a two month hiatus, I think it only fitting that my return to blogging be at the hands (or rather blocks) of this anatomically confusing snotty tissue. Tetris blocks. Really? Tetris blocks? Is nothing sacred? The Plot This sneeze of a "short story" follows Christie Aackerlund on her very brief journey of self discovery.... Continue Reading →

Movie Review: BloodRayne – Why Uwe do dis?

Genre: Action/Adventure/Fantasy Director: Uwe Boll Running Time: 95 Minutes The conclave convened and decided that we had not tortured ourselves enough by watching Uwe Boll's Alone in the Dark and House of the Dead. We took it upon ourselves to watch the BloodRayne trilogy, with undying support from the Stygian Mole and our resident Occult... Continue Reading →

Movie Review: House of the Dead – Uwe is a Fool

Genre: Horror/Action Director: Uwe Boll Running Time: 90 Minutes I played House of the Dead at the arcade when I was a kid. It was mindless, harmless fun. It was always one of the most popular arcade games. Then you hear about a movie adaptation of this beloved throwback and you hope that justice will... Continue Reading →

Game Review: Destiny – Become Legend (but only if you buy all the DLC *Ts & Cs Apply*)

Release Date: 2014 Developer(s): Bungie Publisher(s): Activision Platforms: PS3, PS4, Xbox 360 and Xbox One With the media frenzy around Marty O'Donnell's case against Bungie and the release of update 2.0.0 a month ago, I thought it time to finally throw in my two cents about the game. I could go on and on about all the usual things,... Continue Reading →

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