Movie Review: Annabelle: Creation – Once Upon a Time

Annabelle Creation

Genre: Horror/Mystery

Director: David F. Sandberg

Running Time: 109 Minutes

“You don’t know the real story.”

– Subtitle on the theatrical poster Continue reading

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Movie Review: Red Billabong – Ma! He’s making eyes a me

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Genre: Horror/Action/Comedy

Director: Luke Sparke

Running Time: 113 Minutes

“Mercy! Let my conscience guide me!”

Ma! He’s making eyes at me, Lena Zavaroni Continue reading

Movie Review: Friend Request – The #SequelNotSequel to Unfriended

Friend Request Poster

Genre: Horror/Thriller

Director: Simon Verhoeven

Running Time: 92 Minutes

“Be careful who you click with.”

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Movie Review: Blair Witch – Something Wicked This Way Comes

Blair Witch Poster

Genre: Horror/Thriller

Director: Adam Wingard

Running Time: 89 Minutes

By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.

– Macbeth, Act 4; Scene 1; Lines 44-45 Continue reading

Movie Review: Don’t Breathe – The loudest burglars in existence

Sony Pictures Entertainment Don't Breathe Poster

Genre: Horror/Thriller

Director: Fede Alvarez

Running Time: 88 Minutes

“As if fucking with the deaf woman wasn’t enough!”

TropicalMary, Meditations On Don’t Breathe and Hush Continue reading

Movie Review: Satanic – A boring, dead end confusion

Satanic Poster

Genre: Horror

Director: Jeffery Hunt

Running Time: 85 Minutes

“From the director of a few episodes in a few cool series but no real feature length film experience, and the writer of 6 other things but you’ll only recognise The Shallows; starring that kid from Modern Family and no-one else you’ll care about.”

– TropicalMary Continue reading