Movie Review: Red Billabong – Ma! He’s making eyes a me

  Genre: Horror/Action/Comedy Director: Luke Sparke Running Time: 113 Minutes "Mercy! Let my conscience guide me!" - Ma! He's making eyes at me, Lena Zavaroni The Plot An Indiana Jones wannabe. Two homoerotic brothers. One ancient monster. And a pond. I've watched a lot worse with a lot less information. This is all you need.... Continue Reading →

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Movie Review: Friend Request – The #SequelNotSequel to Unfriended

Genre:ย Horror/Thriller Director: Simon Verhoeven Running Time: 92 Minutes "Be careful who you click with." The Plot Laura is a popular university co-ed, getting her life and partying with 800 of her nearest and dearest. She seems nice enough, and befriends a lonely outcast from her psychology class, named Marina. Marina has attachment issues, and things... Continue Reading →

Movie Review: Blair Witch – Something Wicked This Way Comes

Genre: Horror/Thriller Director: Adam Wingard Running Time: 89 Minutes "By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes." - Macbeth, Act 4; Scene 1; Lines 44-45 The Plot More than 20 years after Heather's disappearance in the woods near Burkittsville, a video related to her disappearance surfaces online. Her brother, James (James Allen... Continue Reading →

Movie Review: Don’t Breathe – The loudest burglars in existence

Genre: Horror/Thriller Director: Fede Alvarez Running Time: 88 Minutes "As if fucking with the deaf woman wasn't enough!" TropicalMary, Meditations On Don't Breathe and Hush The Plot A trio of home burglars are looking to finish that last big score. The mark is an army veteran who lost his sight in the war. He lives... Continue Reading →

Movie Review: Bind (a.k.a. American Conjuring) – A Tale of Two Movies

Genre: Horror Director: Dan Walton & Dan Zachary Running Time: 86 Minutes "Everything for this movie was done in duplicate. Two names, two posters, two Facebook pages, two directors but it's definitely not doubly good." - TropicalMary The Plot Ben moves his family into a house with a violent and evil past. There is already... Continue Reading →

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