Movie Review: Friend Request – The #SequelNotSequel to Unfriended

Friend Request Poster

Genre: Horror/Thriller

Director: Simon Verhoeven

Running Time: 92 Minutes

“Be careful who you click with.”

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Movie Review: Blair Witch – Something Wicked This Way Comes

Blair Witch Poster

Genre: Horror/Thriller

Director: Adam Wingard

Running Time: 89 Minutes

By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.

– Macbeth, Act 4; Scene 1; Lines 44-45 Continue reading

Movie Review: Rings – The movie that could have been but wasn’t


Genre: Horror

Director: F. Javier Gutiérrez

Running Time: 102 Minutes

“I don’t have no fear of death. My only fear is coming back reincarnated.”

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Movie Review: Don’t Breathe – The loudest burglars in existence

Sony Pictures Entertainment Don't Breathe Poster

Genre: Horror/Thriller

Director: Fede Alvarez

Running Time: 88 Minutes

“As if fucking with the deaf woman wasn’t enough!”

TropicalMary, Meditations On Don’t Breathe and Hush Continue reading


Movie Review: Satanic – A boring, dead end confusion

Satanic Poster

Genre: Horror

Director: Jeffery Hunt

Running Time: 85 Minutes

“From the director of a few episodes in a few cool series but no real feature length film experience, and the writer of 6 other things but you’ll only recognise The Shallows; starring that kid from Modern Family and no-one else you’ll care about.”

– TropicalMary Continue reading


Movie Review: Bind (a.k.a. American Conjuring) – A Tale of Two Movies

American Conjuring Poster

Genre: Horror

Director: Dan Walton & Dan Zachary

Running Time: 86 Minutes

“Everything for this movie was done in duplicate. Two names, two posters, two Facebook pages, two directors but it’s definitely not doubly good.”

– TropicalMary Continue reading


TBT Movie Review: Pitch Black – The Hunter Becomes the Hunted

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Genre: Sci-Fi/Horror

Director: David Twohy

Running Time: 109 Minutes

“You aren’t afraid of the dark, are you?”

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