Book Review: Jackie’s Erotic Beanstalk – Fee-fi-fo-fum I smell the nectar of a Nymph

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“I’m going to see the Storm Giant.” She felt satisfaction as his eyes went wide with shock. “Maybe I can make him happy again.”

Jackie’s Erotic Beanstalk, Location 139 Continue reading

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Book Review: Half-Man, Half-Horse, All Love – Mushroom Farmer & Unicorn Rancher

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“No one ever said that the life of a fairy pixie mushroom farmer and unicorn rancher would be an easy one.”

Half-Man Half-Horse, All Love, Location 20 Continue reading

Book Review: In Lust with the Robot Lord – A Robot-Alien (D)Alliance

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 “She moaned on the tentacle, slobbering and her spit running down her chin and down her body until Metalcock licked the spit that was bouncing off her big fat titties.

In Lust with the Robot Lord, Locations 121 Continue reading

Book Review: Tentacle Lord (Book One) – Suddenly, Tentacles!

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“The wonders of two Xanax and a vodka orange juice.”

–  Margaret, Tentacle Lord (Book One) Continue reading

Book Review: Elves and Orcs Erotica Super-Collection – Apparently, Slaanesh wills it…

Elves and OrcsThere is absolutely no acceptable reason for why I do this to myself. I’d like to blame the Sneaky Squirrel but alas, you cannot be forced to read something, except maybe Vogon poetry. Thankfully, this was paid for with a gift card that I got for my birthday, and what a great purchase this fucking soiled tissue was. Truly, though, I blame no-one but myself. Continue reading

Book Review: Seduced by the Paranormal Tentacle – Soft Science but Hard Everything Else

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I had to take a number of deep, fortifying breaths before I cracked the virtual spine of this rip-roaring paranormal roller coaster. Alas, I was cheated. This was not the paranormal, spine-tingling, thrilling, taboo filled joyride I thought it would be. This booked robbed me. I thought I would be disgusted and amused by the ludicrous western attempt at literary hentai but, instead, I was left utterly and completely whelmed. Continue reading