Book Review: Jackie’s Erotic Beanstalk – Fee-fi-fo-fum I smell the nectar of a Nymph

"I'm going to see the Storm Giant." She felt satisfaction as his eyes went wide with shock. "Maybe I can make him happy again." - Jackie's Erotic Beanstalk, Location 139 Plot Jacqueline's mother is sick, and dying, due to the overabundance of rain in the land. Jackie is instructed to find a special root, which... Continue Reading →

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Book Review: Half-Man, Half-Horse, All Love – Mushroom Farmer & Unicorn Rancher

"No one ever said that the life of a fairy pixie mushroom farmer and unicorn rancher would be an easy one." - Half-Man Half-Horse, All Love, Location 20 The Plot Our nameless protagonist is a fairy pixie who farms several types of mushrooms and also raises unicorns, in case you didn't get that from the... Continue Reading →

Book Review: In Lust with the Robot Lord – A Robot-Alien (D)Alliance

 "She moaned on the tentacle, slobbering and her spit running down her chin and down her body until Metalcock licked the spit that was bouncing off her big fat titties. - In Lust with the Robot Lord, Locations 121 The Plot I staged a dramatic reading of this sweaty, dripping, tissue. It became immediately apparent... Continue Reading →

Book Review: Tentacle Lord (Book One) – Suddenly, Tentacles!

"The wonders of two Xanax and a vodka orange juice." -  Margaret, Tentacle Lord (Book One) The Plot I have no idea how to do this so I'm going for a "stream of consciousness" style description of the plot. Ready? Here we go... Margaret, her husband (Blake), and her best friend (Dori) are flying (via... Continue Reading →

Book Review: Elves and Orcs Erotica Super-Collection – Apparently, Slaanesh wills it…

There is absolutely no acceptable reason for why I do this to myself. I'd like to blame the Sneaky Squirrel but alas, you cannot be forced to read something, except maybe Vogon poetry. Thankfully, this was paid for with a gift card that I got for my birthday, and what a great purchase this fucking soiled... Continue Reading →

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